That's It Happened Again!!

I simply read more cannot this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• Perhaps it's time change my routine
• Surely this is a dream
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a group of rabbits came out from behind a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

Can You Believe This?!

My friends won't believe that just took place. Seriously, I feel I'm going to pass out! Everything was just so wild.

• It's unreal
• Seriously though
• I'm going to have to write this down

I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps try a different approach?